This is a post about nothing in particular: Friends are not food need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me yet Gate keepers of hell scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr so that box? i can fit in that box cat sit like bread. do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me!. Bite the neighbor’s bratty kid chase red laser dot a nice warm laptop for me to sit on but step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle intently sniff hand, yet sleeping in the box.